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May 02, 2005
I finally have a blog...
I don't have enough time to read the Movable Type manual right now; so my first blog entry might look about as good as a transvestite at a Victoria's Secret shoot. Nonetheless, I've got to get up and blogging. I've waited so long. In the words of Navin R. Johnson, "Things are going to start happening to me now." Hopefully those things won't include having some nut randomly pick my name out of a phonebook and proceed to come to the gas station where I work to shoot me. Such a scenario troubles me mostly because it means I would be working at a gas station. There's nothing wrong with working at a gas station; I just don't want to do it. I didn't go to law school for that, though I definitely wish I knew a lot more about cars. Hmm, maybe I should rethink this whole "I don't want to work at a gas station" idea. Oh, getting shot wouldn't be that kosher either. Forgot to mention that. Well, this is a hell of a first post. Don't blame you for never wanting to come back. If you do, I can offer candy.
Comments
Your name is in print! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people! Millions of people look at this Internet every single day.
But hey, if you do work at a gas station, don't trust a car full of Hispanic men using a credit card for a Mrs. Neusebalm. Like you and I, they're not actually Jewish.
Posted by: Gipper at May 3, 2005 09:09 PM
Mr. Fool-
I don't know what made you think that you can just throw around words like "kosher" without any reprocussions. Even though some people with your last name our Jewish, I have met you and there is no way that you are a Member of my Tribe.
Where is my candy?
Posted by: Jew-boy at May 4, 2005 01:49 AM
Hey, don't be so hard on transvestites at Victoria's Secret shoots. I mean, from what I hear, some would fit right in. You might never even know...
Posted by: erosophe at May 5, 2005 02:54 PM
