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September 23, 2005
55 Fiction - Volume II
“Welcome to heaven!” St. Peter exclaimed. “Better than you imagined, isn’t it?”
Ted rubbed his eyes and looked around. His fingers probed his forehead, but couldn’t find the hole that they knew was there.
“What about all that stuff about not going to heaven if you kill yourself?”
“God rewards the truly unselfish, Master Bundy.”
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He held her tighter than he had held anyone before. The beating of their hearts thudded in syncopated rhythm.
“You know I love you,” Fool beamed.
“Oh you are so sweet,” she blushed uncontrollably.
Amber gathered some sheets and walked to the bedroom door.
She leaned out and in a loud voice yelled: “NEXT.”
Posted by: Jason C at September 23, 2005 10:03 AM
Of course he went to Heaven. He's hole-y.
anyone?
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Posted by: Marshall at September 25, 2005 08:15 PM
