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September 27, 2005
The Random Brain Drain: Catering to those with A.D.D. by Changing Topics Every Paragraph!
The Philosophical Query: Assume God and heaven exist. If you knew you were an awful human being who was going to inflict great harm on the world, but chose to kill yourself instead of inflicting that harm, what do you suppose God would think about your decision? (My belief is reflected in my latest 55 Fiction Entry.)
Linking to Amusement: Remember the golf ranger who openly theorized (in front of a Japanese man) that all Asian golfers are either really fast or really slow? Apparently, he didn’t get the memo.
Be St. Peter for a Day: Maury Povich. Heaven or Hell?
Supermarket Entertainment: If you’ve got time to kill and find yourself in a grocery store, try secretly putting a box of condoms in an elderly woman’s shopping cart. Follow her to the check-out line and, well, trust me! It’s amusing (especially if the condoms are Magnums)!
An Extra Nice Diamond in the Rough: Although you should visit all of the sites linked to from this page, one site deserves an extra amount of praise. I wish I had thought of the concept. Apparently, a book deal is in the works...
There's Room for One More: Yesterday, I watched Lilo and Stitch for the third time in my life. Add it to the list of films that you should see at some point in time.
Not Again: The short-term lease I signed in June will expire in a few days. This has resulted in my battling management...again. Perhaps I really ought to employ the Columbo "trick" this time. (If you're new to the site, I highly recommend reading about the Columbo trick.)
