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September 26, 2005
Reason #219 Not to Get a Tattoo
There are many reasons to get a tattoo. You might be in love. You might be drunk. You might have a 50% off coupon that expires soon. (Please note, I wrote, “There are many reasons to get a tattoo.” I did not write, “There are many GOOD reasons to get a tattoo.”) Although there is an exception to every rule (and I've seen some of the exceptions), getting a tattoo is usually about as brilliant as using a corkscrew to remove wax from your ears.
Exhibit A, a quote from a recent story: “[Kimberly Stewart] reportedly had to have a tattoo on her stomach altered from ‘Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Cisco’ to ‘Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Disco.’”
I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know who Kimberly Stewart is. I also don’t know who Cisco Adler is. However, from context clues, I’ve determined that Ms. Stewart and Mr. Adler are famous and dated each other at some point. I’ve also come to the conclusion that Ms. Stewart decided that it would be a nifty idea to get some moronic phrase tattooed across her stomach in tribute to Mr. Adler. Now that she no longer wants to pay tribute to Mr. Adler, Ms. Stewart finds herself paying tribute to disco. Could be worse, I guess. Instead of dating some joker named Cisco, Ms. Stewart could have fallen for a guy named, “Teces.” (Think about it.)
Comments
Pamela Anderson had to have the tattoo on her ring finger that said "Tommy" changed to say "Mommy" instead, although that's not quite as good as the disco one.
Posted by: The Attractive Nuisance at September 26, 2005 09:35 PM
WINO FOREVER!
(Look it up on Google images if you've already forgotten.)
Posted by: Neel Mehta at September 28, 2005 05:11 PM
