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November 03, 2005
I See Your Button and Raise You Mine!
Recently while riding the Metro, I noticed a middle-aged woman wearing a green button with the following words on it: “I Love My Husband.” I wanted to ask the woman why she was wearing the button. Obviously, there were numerous possibilities, but my hunch was that the lady planned to murder her husband and was using the "I'll wear the 'I Love My Husband' button on the metro so everyone can see it" trick to throw cops off her scent. (One day, I hope to be a detective.) Due to a paralyzing fear (that she might kill me as a warm-up before she killed her husband) and shyness, I didn't talk to the woman. Instead, I did what many of you would have done. I reached into my briefcase, pulled out my “Your Husband Loves Me (for long time)” button, and affixed it to my lapel. Much to my surprise, the lady wasn’t amused. In other news, can you believe the price of stamps is increasing by two cents?
Comments
This was her punishment for cheating on her husband...maybe?
Posted by: Finished.Law.School at November 8, 2005 03:24 PM
