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November 19, 2005

The Odds Board

Odds that Saddam Hussein Will NOT Be Executed: 15,000,000 to 1

Odds that Britney Spears will be married to Kevin Federline on January 1, 2007: 1,400 to 1

Odds that Elizabeth Vargas and Bob Woodruff will be named co-hosts of ABC's World News Tonight: 3 to 2 Closed

Odds that the Thinking Fool will ever update this board again: 10-1

Posted by fool on November 19, 2005 11:58 PM

Comments

Odds that [dumb celebrity] will be married to [dumber celebrity spouse] is probably higher than the odds of Saddam not being executed. You forget to discount the 30 to 1 odds that Saddam will be assassinated or commit suicide before he is executed.

Posted by: NYU Jew at December 6, 2005 10:19 PM

meant to say "it's more likely"

Posted by: NYU Jew at December 6, 2005 10:21 PM