November 05, 2005
These People Should NOT Be Allowed to Procreate
The following people have demonstrated on at least one occasion why they should not be allowed to procreate.
1. Thinking Fool (sadly), Exhibits A, B, C, D, E
2. Women who marry men when those men are in prison for life
3. The Shaman (a.k.a. “My degenerate soon-to-be-ex-brother-in-law”)
4. People who wear “Aloha Bail Bonds Agency” shirts
5. Idiots (Specifically, idiots who believed that they could keep a movie forever under Blockbuster’s new “No Late Fees” policy)
6. People who board planes wearing shirts with the following words plastered across them: “I like to Swing”
7. People who have sprinted onto a baseball field and attacked Major League Umpires
8. Any person who has allowed his or her child to spend time with Michael Jackson
9. People who ram their children into fare gates upon entering or exiting the Metro
10. “A music fan”
11. Jason from Laguna Beach
12. People who Like Turning the Clocks Back an Hour
13. One particular America West Flight Attendant
14. People Who Have Purchased Stars (yes the things in the sky at night) for Others
15. People Who Have Appeared on Room Raiders
16. People who Choose to Sit in the Middle Seat on an Airplane when Window and Aisle Seats are Available
18. Anybody who has appeared on Maury Povich's daytime talk show
19. Maury Povich
21. eBay Andrew
22. Any Women who want to procreate with eBay Andrew
23. All members of Western Kentucky University’s Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity.
24. All Women who consider marrying Kevin Ray Underwood.
25. Any person who has traveled across an ocean to meet a chat lover before talking to the person on the phone at least once.
26. Wayne Derkotch.
27. The Cigarette Peddler.
27. Heath and Deborah Campbell.
Comments
Sadly, it looks like the number of people on this list will soon overtake those not on it.
Posted by: NYU Jew at February 22, 2006 05:48 PM
