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December 21, 2005
An Open Letter to Germany from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Dear Germany,
I want to commend you on your decision to release Mohammad Ali Hammadi from prison. As you know, Mohammad is one of the world’s finest patriots and we look forward to having him back in this part of the world. More importantly, I would very much like it if you would give strong consideration to adopting my recent proposal to move Israel from the Middle East to someplace in Germany. I like how you handled the Jews the last time around, hypothetically of course.
With great admiration and affection,
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
President of Iran
P.S. – Do you happen to have any extra plutonium that we may borrow?
