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December 22, 2005

Conversations at Work: Volume IV

My boss’ secretary is a very loud human being. Whenever she makes comments from her desk, all of my coworkers and I can hear her, even if our doors are shut. (This undoubtedly has something to do with the fact that our office walls are thinner than Calista Flockhart after a trip to the bathroom.) The other day, the boss’ secretary broke out in one of her random exclamations.

Boss’ Secretary: Oh no!
Coworker #1: (To me via instant message) I hope she just found out she has an inoperable disease.

Merry Christmas to all. Don't fret, the red and green will go away soon.

Posted by fool on December 22, 2005 01:39 AM

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the red is giving me a migraine. maybe even causing a brain tumor. perhaps you should suggest to secretary that she view this blog.

Posted by: gator girl at December 22, 2005 03:39 PM

next step is to install webcams with sound at your office. this office shit needs to be shared to all in real time.

Posted by: wwaacc at December 22, 2005 03:57 PM

gator girl,

I think it's safe to say that I will NOT be suggesting that the secretary read this blog. Coworker #1 would love the brain tumor idea though. (I toned down the red a little to stay festive, but not brain tumor-inducing.) ~ Fool

wwaacc,

Webcams would be a BRILLIANT addition. It'd cause a major loss in productivity across the nation. Developing. . .

Posted by: Fool at December 22, 2005 07:21 PM