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December 20, 2005
Conversations at Work: Volume III
The other day, Coworker #1, Coworker #2, and I ventured to lunch and for better or worse, we spent most of the time talking about our boss’ secretary. Just to remind you, Coworker #1 likes the boss’ secretary about as much as Nancy Grace likes criminal defendants.
Coworker #1: Here’s the real question. What do you think would hurt [the boss’ secretary] worse, getting fired or getting divorced?
Thinking Fool: Are you kidding? Getting divorced for sure.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I’d have to say getting divorced too.
Coworker #1: (Pausing for a few seconds) Well, then divorce is what we’ll have to shoot for.
Yup, my nonsmoking coworkers are awesome.
Comments
I know that divorce is far worse then getting fired, because I am a private investigator in Florida, and catch people cheating for a living. After they get caught on videotape, the divorce is much worse.
Posted by: greg at December 28, 2005 09:03 PM
