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December 29, 2005
From the “I Must Need Eye Surgery because I couldn’t Possibly have Read that Correctly, Could I Have?” File
If Shaquille O’Neal were homosexual, his eyes would have lit up brighter than an exploding star had he seen just how wide my mouth opened when I read a story in today’s Sydney Morning Herald. According to the Herald, hardly a “fake” newspaper, Mohammed Daoud, “[t]he Palestinian mastermind of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack, which killed 11 Israeli athletes, says he is outraged at not being consulted for the Steven Spielberg thriller Munich” (emphasis added). Outraged? The guy masterminds a terrorist attack in which 11 athletes are murdered and he's outraged that a filmmaker didn't consult him about the attacks? Someone please explain to me why this man is still alive. I think it's time to Tookie him.
Comments
The man masterminded a terrorist attack. I think it's safe to assume that he's not playing with a full deck. Just ignore him.
Posted by: The Attractive Nuisance at December 29, 2005 06:05 PM
He doesn't even realize how contradictory his statements are as quoted in the article. He says they didn't target civilians and then claims all Israelis are soldiers and therefore can be targeted.
REE diculous.
Interpreter
Posted by: Interpreter at December 29, 2005 10:00 PM
