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December 07, 2005
If Only I had Slightly Larger Testicles: Volume II
While in law school, the Thinking Fool, who just happens to be one shade whiter than Casper the Ghost, interviewed for a lot of jobs. Needless to say, I became pretty familiar with the whole interview process. After a quick introduction, (think dogs smelling each others' private parts) the interviewer usually launched right into the infamous open-ended question. I always had my desired response ready to go, but never used it. If only I had slightly larger testicles...
Interviewer: Hi, Fool. I’m Jane Doe, senior partner with Billable, Hours and Billable. We're a great firm that doesincredibly boringexciting work. We'll get to all of that in a minute, but first, would you mind telling me a little about yourself?
Thinking Fool: Well, I was born... a poor black child.
I figured that even if the interviewer had seen The Jerk, there's still no way I was going to be hired. Nevertheless, I really wish I would have tried it once. After all, I told one interviewer about my classmate who urinated into an empty water bottle in the middle of a property lecture. Strange, I didn't get a callback from that particular interviewer. I really shouldn't ever be allowed to procreate.
Comments
Technically, you were just reporting the news. You weren't the one who went pee-pee in the bottle in the middle of class, after all. Were you?
Posted by: The Attractive Nuisance at December 8, 2005 07:43 PM
With my right hand raised, I can swear that I was NOT the one who substituted a bottle for a urinal DURING property class. Strange, I never got a rejection letter from that firm. In my overactive imagination, I sometimes think the guy lost my info.
Posted by: Fool at December 8, 2005 11:44 PM
