December 01, 2005
The Pleasures of the Working World If Only I had Slightly Larger Testicles: Volume I
My boss has been in an incredibly good mood this week. By “incredibly good mood,” I mean he’s been as happy as a pedophile at a senior citizen center. (This is not typical behavior for him – usually, he’s nothing but terrific, but I guess we all have our moments.) Although he’s uttered several tremendous lines over the last few days, my favorite comment took place when he entered my work area and said, “Fool, are you trying to make my life more difficult?” Blame it on being caught off guard, but I actually replied, “No.” (I have a hunch the question was rhetorical.) A few more seconds of thought (and slightly larger testicles) would have produced the following response: “Well, of course I’m trying to make your life more difficult. And just so you’re aware, other things I purposefully do because I enjoy doing them and know they’re in my best interest include: pissing outside when it’s super windy, taking forks and jabbing them in my eyes, and agitating pit bulls until they chase me through open fields. I’m glad we had this chat. Now, how can I be of particular assistance to you?”
Comments
Do we work in the same place, or is my boss moonlightings?
Posted by: The Attractive Nuisance at December 3, 2005 11:34 PM
Er, moonlighting. English is my first language.
Posted by: The Attractive Nuisance at December 3, 2005 11:34 PM
