January 17, 2006
First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage - Oh, the hell with that Crap, Just let me get you Pregnant using this nice Turkey Baster!
*** Editor's Note *** To nobody's surprise, especially "thenon-nutsofriend," eBay removed "eBay Andrew's" auction. Fear not, readers! I fixed the link to take you directly to his personal homepage! Cheers! - January 18, 2006 - 9:37 P.M. EST
Any physically fit, preferably white women “capable of a very high GPA at a very good college” want to get pregnant the old-fashioned way? And by "old-fashioned way," I mean meeting a guy through eBay, talking to him over the phone a few times, maybe even meeting him in person, and then getting down to business, i.e. having a medical professional artificially inseminate you with your future children's father's semen! If this sounds like your cup of tea, there are two things you should know. First, eBay Andrew might be the guy for you. Second, you're an idiot!
Obviously, Andrew is headed straight to my list of people who should never procreate. And yes, it troubles me that I feel compelled to add Andrew to the list of people who should never procreate when his sole reason for being on the list is his strong desire to procreate. (If nothing else, at least the guy could actually want to have sex with the future mother of his children.) By the way, if you want to procreate with Andrew, consider yourself added to the list as well. I'm going to go pound my head into a wall.
Comments
You need to save that page - I imagine ebay will take it down shortly - I think they have a policy against selling of "people." now all beginning-of-life theories aside, I think his public prostitution of himself will qualify in this category.
Posted by: thenon-nutsofriend at January 17, 2006 11:27 AM
Yeah, it's down. What a shame. I was considering placing a bid, too... *KIDDING!*
Posted by: The BLS at January 18, 2006 12:36 PM
missed it.
Posted by: NYU Jew at January 18, 2006 02:08 PM
The link is working again, though it will no longer take you to "eBay Andrew's" auction; instead, you'll go directly to his personal homepage!
Posted by: Fool at January 18, 2006 09:38 PM
