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January 20, 2006
Fun at Work: This Stuff Doesn't Happen at My Office (Not to my knowledge at least)
Earlier this week, a friend sent me the following text message:
I have something to brag about regarding certain activities recently engaged in within the physical confines of my office. Don’t tell anyone. {evil grin}
Anyone want to guess what “certain activities recently engaged in within the physical confines of my office” means? My hunch tells me “knitting,” but that's actually kind of strange because I really can't picture my friend as a knitter. Nevertheless, if I learned anything from watching Beverly Hills Cop, it's that you should always go with your hunches. (Oh, and never get caught letting another man stick a banana up your tail pipe. That was a pretty critical part in the movie as well.)
Hmm, sex knitting at work... The only thing that sounds better than that is sex knitting in the library (preferably the one at my law school). I think I’ll go touch myself now.
