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January 05, 2006
Adventures at Work: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder Never Had it So Good
On Tuesday morning, my boss’ secretary realized that she had made a pretty poor choice about what to wear to work that day. She popped her head into Coworker #3’s office to vent to the only other female in our office.
Boss’ Secretary: “You know what I just realized, [Coworker #3]? You can see my bra through my shirt!”
Thinking Fool: (Thinking) “Someone just put a gun to my head right now and pull the trigger before she comes in here.”
Much to my dismay, yet not to my surprise, the boss’ secretary appeared in my office within a minute.
Boss’ Secretary: “[Thinking Fool], can you see my bra through this shirt?”
Thinking Fool: (Answering without looking) “No.”
Boss’ Secretary: “Are you sure?”
Thinking Fool: (Answering without looking) “Positive.”
Boss’ Secretary: “You're not even really looking.”
I never realized there were actually benefits to being blind.
Comments
what blatant fishing!
Posted by: gator girl at January 5, 2006 01:07 PM
Actually, believe it or not, I don't think she's a fisher, just very different.
Posted by: Fool at January 5, 2006 06:40 PM
I would have answered, "No, but your nipples are very apparent."
Posted by: fermanator at January 5, 2006 09:08 PM
You don't want to mess around with evil.
Posted by: Fool at January 6, 2006 12:09 AM
If you say you can see her brassiere, does that automatically make for a hostile work environment?
Posted by: The Attractive Nuisance at January 6, 2006 06:09 PM
Yeah, I was going to ask the same question Attractive Nuisance did. Interesting dilemma for you my friend.
And damn, the office walls are thin!
Posted by: chaiblog at January 9, 2006 01:13 AM
