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February 28, 2006
Apparently He Isn't Familiar with the Party Admission Exception to the Hearsay Rule!
Yesterday, one of my best law school friends observed a fine upstanding citizen loitering outside D.C. Superior Court. To be a little more specific, this highly respectable D.C. resident stood about two feet outside the courthouse when my friend overheard him tell another person, “If I'd had a full clip, I would have dumped ‘em all up in him!” Makes you feel all warm and tingly inside, doesn’t it?
It really shouldn’t come as a shock to learn that you can find an assortment of weapons from guns to knives to pepper spray hidden in the bushes outside D.C. Superior Court. (Thus, if you’re in the neighborhood, why waste money on a Virginia or Maryland pawn shop when you can just pick up some weaponry for free?) Many fine upstanding members of the District mistakenly believe that if they leave their weapons in the bushes on their way into court, they’ll be able to grab them on their way out. Thankfully for us, many of these model citizens enter the courthouse on their own accord, but leave in handcuffs!
Speaking of model citizens, last night, a law student told me to suck his dick.
Comments
well did you???
Posted by: cockboy at February 28, 2006 04:13 PM
LOL thanks for that :)
Reading your site always cheers me up when I'm in the motion brief slump.
Posted by: First Year at February 28, 2006 04:21 PM
can i get a translation for that quote? it extends beyond my personal urban dictionary. one of my favorite recent slang moments was when my boss told a coworker to 'hollar back' at someone. some people just should not use slang.
Posted by: gator girl at February 28, 2006 05:39 PM
*snicker*
Priceless.
Posted by: The BLS at March 2, 2006 10:49 AM
