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February 06, 2006
Searching for Porn, but Finding the Fool Instead!
Apparently, if you do a google search for “pictures of bosses fuckin there secretaries,” my site is the second one that will pop up on the results page. (Mom, I know you’re proud.) To the fine upstanding citizen in Reston, Virginia who performed this search, I apologize. As you undoubtedly learned, there are no pictures of bosses copulating with secretaries on this page. However, I have a hunch you might have better luck with your search if you actually spell “fucking” and “their” correctly. I realize those are difficult words that create problems for people with fourth grade educations, but hang in there, buddy. You’ll find the porn you’re looking for eventually! I believe in you. And don’t be discouraged that you only have two teeth; it’s a good look for you. Seriously!
For all the grammar teachers out there, I just solved a major problem for you. “How?” you wonder! Well, the next time one of your inattentive students says, “I ain’t need to know how to spell good because I ain’t never going to have a job that make me write,” you look him in the eye and tell him that if he doesn’t learn how to spell well, he’s going to have a hell of a time finding porn on the internet. If that doesn’t motivate him, nothing will. Oh, and buy him some fixodent. He's going to need it by the time he's 40.
Comments
What was number one on the Google search? Was that search done on Google Web or Google Images? How did you get to be number 2?
Anyhow, Congrats, I guess.
Posted by: NYU Jew at February 6, 2006 06:28 PM
Hahahahahaha. You kill me.
Posted by: The BLS at February 6, 2006 08:53 PM
