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March 08, 2006
A Friendly Tip to People Who are Trying to Get other People to Adopt their Cats
The following is a public service announcement for people who have cats that are up for adoption. (That means you should imagine James Earl Jones reading the following on a radio station.)
When the potential adopter notices that your cat seems a bit on the unfriendly side (i.e. what Ted Bundy would be like if he were to be reincarnated as a feline), don’t say, “In the month that we’ve had [the cat], she’s only let me hold her in my arms once, and she also hisses a lot, but I think it’s just because she’s still adjusting to the environment.” I mean, hell, you might as well tell a girl you want to set up on a blind date that the guy is really cute and nice and although he is suspected of raping seventeen girls and killing two of them, “I really think you guys would hit it off.”
To the woman in Alexandria, Virginia, good luck finding someone to adopt your cat! She's a real winner.
