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March 14, 2006
Do You have a Champagne Bottle I can Borrow?
The Young Douche Bag Attorney is doing nothing to get me to change my opinion of him. Yesterday, he strolled into my neck of the woods, peeked into my office, and said, “Fool, it’s not 11:00 a.m. yet. Why are you here?” I gave him about as cold a shoulder as a person can give another human being without using profanity. After Young Douche Bag Attorney left my area, Coworker #1 had a brilliant idea.
Coworker #1: You know how they have those ceremonies for ships where they take a champagne bottle and smash it against the ship?
Thinking Fool: Yeah.
Coworker #1: Well, we should have one of those ceremonies for the new guy. He can be the ship!
Aye, aye!
Comments
People like that piss me off to no end... Why was he hired?
Posted by: Finished.Law.School at March 15, 2006 09:13 AM
So ZMass would be like the #1 seed that is overrated just waiting for some team, like the #15 seed "Ken Lay" or the #10 seed "Cellmate Bubba", to pull the 'upset'?
Genius...he'd never make it to the sweet sixteen.
Posted by: thenambypamby at March 15, 2006 09:42 AM
[ok, the above was supposed to go on the moussaoui post...no idea how it got here]
Posted by: thenambypamby at March 15, 2006 09:43 AM
