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March 28, 2006

Conversations at Work: Volume XII

The Boss’ Secretary returned to work yesterday after a brief vacation. Her presence was felt (and absence missed).

Thinking Fool: I think we should buy squirt bottles for the office.
Coworker #1: Why?
Thinking Fool: Because [the Boss’ Secretary] is always coming into our offices at inopportune times, and I think that if we had squirt bottles, we could train her to stay out by spraying her with water each time she came into our offices.

Coworker #1: That’s a really good idea. But, don't you think we should throw bricks at her instead?

The love fest continues. To catch up on earlier displays of affection, click on the numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11.

Posted by fool on March 28, 2006 12:17 AM