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March 02, 2006
Conversations at Work: Volume X
A visitor recently came to the office to take the boss' secretary to lunch. (The fact that someone deliberately came to the office to take the boss' secretary to lunch baffled my coworkers and me more than fire baffled pre-historic creatures.) When the visitor and the boss’ secretary returned to the office, Coworker #2 broke the awkward silence.
Coworker #2: So how was your lunch?
Visitor: Oh, it was absolutely fantastic! [The Boss' Secretary] and I had a wonderful time. (Pause) Of course, it would have been even better had you all been there!
Coworker #1: (Via instant message to me) Not for us!
The love fest continues. To catch up on earlier displays of affection, click on the numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Comments
you should have asked whether they smoked after the meal
Posted by: gator girl at March 2, 2006 04:01 PM
Maybe it was a paid escort who went out to lunch with her/him/it...
Posted by: Finished.Law.School at March 3, 2006 06:05 AM
Wow. Nice and catty, just the way I like 'em. :)
Posted by: The BLS at March 3, 2006 12:04 PM
