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March 23, 2006
Favorite Moments from High School: Volume I
My high school economics teacher is an amazing man. He is a self-made multimillionaire and one day, he decided that he’d like to teach high school economics. Because he had plenty of “fuck you” money, he felt pretty comfortable doing almost anything in the classroom.
High School Econ Teacher: In just a few minutes, I’m going to show you guys a scene from the movie Trading Places. Now, I used to show the scene where Jamie Lee Curtis flashes her tits at the camera, but a few years ago, some kid went home and told his mom about it, and she got all pissed off and called the Bishop. Frankly, I just don’t need that shit! So, if you want to see Jamie Lee's titties, you're going to have to do it on your own time.
Stupid kid!
Comments
It's my hope and wish that you make your millions and follow the same teaching path. Heaven knows we need more teachers out there willing to make sure that young douche bags don't grow up to be young douche bag attorneys.
Posted by: Neel Mehta at March 23, 2006 02:28 AM
God Bless that wonderful econ teacher. I have a feeling there are a few more favorite moments from high school coming...
Posted by: (m at March 23, 2006 10:26 AM
