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March 22, 2006

Helping the Young Douche Bag Attorney Stick his Foot in His Mouth

I’ve agreed to have lunch with Young Douche Bag Attorney. Yes, I know that’s shocking, but if nothing else, you can’t say that I’m refusing to give the guy a chance (though I’ll admit that he basically has to move heaven and earth to convince me that he’s not a horrible human being). It has recently come to my attention that Young Douche Bag Attorney is very religious and very anti-homosexuality, so much so that in law school he actually participated at an event where he argued for the passage of a Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage. A fellow federal employee who works one floor below me happens to be gay. He’s not flamboyant; so unless you have incredibly advanced Gaydar, you wouldn’t know he’s homosexual.

Knowing all of that, here’s my question: would it be wrong to invite the gay employee to have lunch with Young Douche Bag Attorney and me and then bait Young Douche Bag Attorney into talking about homosexuality and gay marriage? (Evil grin!)

Posted by fool on March 22, 2006 12:14 AM

Comments

Would it be wrong? Yes.

Would it be wickedly funny? Yes.

Posted by: Philosofer at March 22, 2006 12:28 AM

you should absolutely do it. i am bored and unemployed and need something to provide me with entertainment for hours...

Posted by: Newlyreturnedfromthe3rdworld at March 22, 2006 08:36 AM

OMG... you are SO going to Hell if you do it. But save me a seat, because THAT is hilarious.

Posted by: The BLS at March 22, 2006 01:07 PM

Don't ask, just do it and let us know the results! Maybe you and the gay employee can conspire to set up certain conversation topics that will make the Young Douche Bag Attorney particularly uncomfortable. Do more than just bait, plan ahead for a headshot kill type of thing.

Posted by: Finished.Law.School at March 23, 2006 07:01 PM

Ok maybe I'm super evil, because I don't get why it would be wrong at all, but it definitely has the potential to be hilarious, and if it bears fruit you must tell us all about it.

Ignorant jackasses like YDBA deserve whatever they get. We call that guys' twin who works at my office "nose vomit," but that's a work holiday party story for another day.

Posted by: LAlawyer at March 24, 2006 02:59 AM