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April 07, 2006
Conversations at Work: Volume XIII
Earlier this week, the Boss’ Secretary sounded deathly ill. At one point, I literally thought, “You can’t be perfectly healthy one day and die of lung cancer the next, can you?” Coworker #2 and I both offered to get the Boss’ Secretary anything she needed. Coworker #1 had a specific thought in mind.
Thinking Fool: [Boss’ Secretary], you sound just horrible. Can I get you anything?
Boss’ Secretary: No, I’ll be fine (cough), but thanks.
Thinking Fool: Are you sure? I'd be happy to run down the block and get you some soup. Are you sure there's nothing you need?
Coworker #1: (To me via instant message) Maybe a rope and a low ceiling?
The love fest continues. To catch up on earlier displays of affection, click on the numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12.
Comments
Jeez..Coworker #1 really hates life, yes?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 8, 2006 05:18 PM
No, he just hates the Boss' Secretary's life!
Posted by: Fool at April 8, 2006 06:06 PM
Wow, a rope and a low ceiling. Your co-worker must be really short.
Posted by: Anthony Preziosi at April 9, 2006 06:37 PM
Great blog. I'll be back.
Posted by: MsPinkSlip at April 18, 2006 12:08 AM
