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April 20, 2006

Free Stuff Out of My Reach

Imagine what it’d be like to receive a gift certificate to a wonderful restaurant if that restaurant happened to be located across the globe in a country you never plan to visit. Would kind of suck, huh?

Well, now you know how I feel every time I open the newspaper and see all of these awesome free studies that I don’t qualify for. (Click any to enlarge, especially the last one!)

Deaf and a drunk? Boy, God must really love you.

Posted by fool on April 20, 2006 12:02 AM

Comments

In defense of deaf drunks, if I were deaf, I'd probably be a drunk, too... :P

Posted by: The BLS at April 20, 2006 12:28 PM

Yeah, I'm considering starting chronic use of cocaine, just so I can qualify for that first study. There might be money involved!

Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 24, 2006 08:39 AM