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April 18, 2006
No, Madison, You May Not Use the Bathroom. You'll just have to go in this bucket along with everyone else.
The city of Los Angeles must recruit its elementary school principals from Detroit. That's the only way to explain the following story.
An elementary school principal in Inglewood, California apparently misread the school district’s handbook and ordered a lockdown of her school in response to the recent immigration protests. No big deal, right? Well, it wouldn’t have been a big deal if the lockdown she ordered hadn’t been the one designed for nuclear attacks.
You see, the nuclear attack lockdown is no ordinary lockdown. No sir! That’s the lockdown when the boys and girls get to defecate in buckets instead of being allowed to use bathrooms!
Can you say buckets, boys and girls?
Good! I knew you could.
If nothing else, at least these kids will be well adjusted should they ever choose to live in Detroit.
I'd love to be at the next PTA meeting to hear how this one plays out.
