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April 11, 2006
Ugly People: Day 2?
As I exited the metro on my way home from work yesterday, I strolled by a young “woman” I hope I never see again. I didn’t get close enough to smell this creature, but based on appearance alone, I’m guessing the last time she saw the inside of a shower was sometime in March (and I’m not talking about late March; I’m talking early March at best). I couldn’t help but notice the fluorescent green words plastered across her black tee-shirt.
Do you mind not standing so close to me? People might think I want you.
Somehow, I really think that should be the least of her concerns.
Comments
Hmm..could she have been from a different culture?
I had a roommate in high school (I went to boarding school) whom I never saw once take a shower for an entire year.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 11, 2006 12:49 AM
The streets of DC are the best comedy show. :)
Posted by: First Year at April 11, 2006 10:01 AM
Was she a hippie with dreds?
Posted by: Finished.Law.School at April 11, 2006 10:58 AM
Hey, Fool! That was me! You should've said hi! (KIDDING.)
But seriously... ew.
Posted by: The BLS at April 11, 2006 11:27 AM
