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May 08, 2006
Next time, Perhaps He'll Sunbathe at the Beach!
With the exception of yesterday, it’s been absolutely gorgeous in the nation’s capital recently. Obviously when the weather is nice, more people like to do things outside, whether it’s eating lunch or playing softball or robbing hot dog vendors or selling crack.
Last week, as Coworker #1, Coworker #2, and I were strolling back from lunch, we noticed a young man sitting amidst dozens of other people who were enjoying the nice weather. The young man stood out from the rest of the crowd for one simple reason – he was the only member of the public who decided that wearing a shirt wasn’t for him.
Never in my life have I felt as prepared as I did at that moment. I waited until we were about fifty feet from the young man before I turned around and SCREAMED, “PUT YOUR SHIRT ON!” Thank you Papa Fool, Mama Fool, Sister Fool, Brother Fool, and the Deer Assassin. You have all taught me well.
Comments
Sorry bout that...don't know where my mind was
Posted by: thenambypamby at May 8, 2006 03:31 AM
You just jealous! You just jealous baby 'cause you ain't gettin none of this!
Posted by: anon at May 8, 2006 10:08 AM
Hmm, well was he hot?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at May 9, 2006 12:50 AM
Hmm, well was he hot?
He would not have caused me to switch teams.
Posted by: Fool at May 9, 2006 12:54 AM
