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June 15, 2006

An Open Letter from Stanley “Tookie” Williams to St. Peter

Dear St. Pete,

It’s been more than six months since they executed me, man. Aren’t you guys ever going to let me in?

For crying out loud, I wrote children’s books. Children's books for Christ’s sake!
Shit, tell J.C. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that.

Fuck, I’m never getting in, am I?

Tookie

Posted by fool on June 15, 2006 12:39 AM

Comments

LOL thank you for that!

Posted by: First Year at June 15, 2006 12:20 PM

LMAO. I keep falling back on that Golden Oldie: You. ARE GOING. To Hell. :)

Posted by: The BLS at June 16, 2006 12:25 PM

Hahahahaha.

You forgot to write in the part where he curses the Terminator for failing to save him at the last minute.

Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 16, 2006 11:09 PM

This posting is entirely racist. If it was a white guy who was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of young men and terrorizing countless other people you would not be mocking their chances of getting into heaven.


Jesus died for Tookie's sins just like he died for yours. If you have any questions about this you should catch Kirk Cameron on tv these days, he'll set you straight. www.wayofthemaster.com

Posted by: pretty at June 17, 2006 01:21 PM

This gives me an idea for my next blog post-- the rise and decline of Kirk Cameron...

Posted by: The BLS at June 19, 2006 10:22 AM

hahahaha wait wait wait, hold up. this is too funny:

pretty, aren't you being a little racist yourself? correct me if i'm wrong, but it seems to me that you're insinuating the following: because TF is white (TF, i have no idea what color skin you have, nor does it matter to me ... but for argument's sake ...), then TF is racist for mocking a black man's death.

what if TF was black? would it then be ok for him to mock tookie? or, conversely, what if tookie had been white? would TF still be racist?

because, from what you've said, it seems like we can only mock people if they have the same skin color as ourselves. otherwise, we're racist. well, that seems a bit racist in and of itself. whites can't make fun of blacks; presumably, blacks can't make fun of whites. but hey, we can make fun of members of our own race, and THAT'S not racist at ALL! ... the logic of that argument escapes me.

here's a thought to rattle around in your head for a while: a person can be racist even against members of his own race. (rac.ism: 1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others. 2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.)

honestly. a little introspection, pretty. oh, and while we're playing preacher and thumping bibles, here's a novelty for you: "judge not others, lest ye yourself be judged." a little message sent down from heaven by matthew (7: 1-2), juuuust for you, pretty. isn't that special?

p.s. if we have questions about jesus's death, shouldn't we turn to the bible, not t.v.? i'm just sayin'...

Posted by: LM at June 19, 2006 09:39 PM

I just assume that TF is a large ridiculously well hung black man.

Posted by: pretty at June 19, 2006 10:36 PM

oh, that explains everything.

Posted by: LM at June 20, 2006 12:03 AM

If it was a white guy who was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of young men and terrorizing countless other people you would not be mocking their chances of getting into heaven.

Oh yes he would. I've learned not to underestimate Thinking Fool.

Posted by: Neel Mehta at June 20, 2006 02:55 AM

Well, I would assume pretty is being sarcastic, as I would hope anyone linking to Kirk Cameron's would be...

By the way, I know TF in real life, he is not a persona at all, he is a hyper-intellegent shade of blue.

Posted by: Jason C at June 20, 2006 08:08 AM

hahaha well i thought pretty was being sarcastic, too. the website's pretty over the top. but then again, some people really do believe in cameron. some people believe in unicorns, too.

blue is a great color. chuck norris even approves of it.

Posted by: LM at June 20, 2006 05:17 PM