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June 05, 2006
Courtesy of My Friend Who is Living in Beautiful Detroit
At a hearing last week before a trial court in Detroit, the defendant was accused of trying to gain access to the petitioner’s house by climbing through a window that was accessible from the roof.
Judge: Do you use drugs?
Defendant: Yes.
Judge: What drug?
Defendant: Crack cocaine.
Judge: Did you climb through [petitioner's] window?
Defendant: No. That don't make no sense. Why would I do that? I ain't into that Romeo and Juliet shit.
I would have dismissed the case at that point, but apparently the judge wasn’t convinced by the crackhead's flawless logic.
Comments
Heh heh. Now he thinks he's Leonardo DiCaprio?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 5, 2006 09:27 AM
I think teahouseblossom means Leonardo DiCRAPrio. (Sorry. Couldn't think of anything better.)
Posted by: The BLS at June 7, 2006 11:17 AM
