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June 01, 2006
Walking Back from the Wedding
Over the weekend, as I wandered back to my hotel room, I found myself in an elevator with three gregarious people who had clearly attended a different wedding at the same hotel.
Random Other Guy: Hey, did you go to a wedding too?
Thinking Fool: Yes.
Random Other Guy: Which one?
Thinking Fool: The [Bride’s Name/Groom’s Name] one.
Random Other Guy: Oh, that’s not the same one that we went to. (Pausing) So was yours any good?
Thinking Fool: Well, the ceremony was super nice, but the reception was really REALLY weird.
Random Other Guy: (Intrigued) How so?
Thinking Fool: Well, it turns out that the groom’s uncle is a pedophile who just got out of prison. About an hour into the reception, he got this ten-year-old boy naked on the dance floor and started molesting him in front of everyone, and, well, that just really weirded everyone out.
At this point, the Random Other Guy started laughing while his female companions simultaneously exclaimed, “Ewww! You can’t be serious!”
Random Other Guy: (Seconds later, as we’re all walking off the elevator.) Man, that was good, really good. (Shaking my hand) Very well done.
Thinking Fool: Thank you. Have a great night.
Comments
Classic...Simply Classic.
Posted by: W at June 1, 2006 08:35 AM
You are a SICK dude ;-)
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at June 1, 2006 10:16 AM
Yes, you are a twisted individual.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 1, 2006 06:19 PM
you are awesome
Posted by: thenambypamby at June 1, 2006 07:16 PM
Class. Pure class.
I'm loving it. :)
Posted by: The BLS at June 2, 2006 11:08 AM
great blog...
Posted by: fantastico blog at June 3, 2006 06:40 PM
