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July 19, 2006
The National Enquirer Apologizes to Britney? Say it Ain't So!
Yesterday, the National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears for publishing two stories that claimed that her marriage to Kevin Federline was over.
"Contrary to what our articles might have suggested, we now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced. These allegations are untrue and we now accept Britney's position that the statements are without foundation. We apologize for any distress caused."
Spears quickly accepted the Enquirer’s apology and then issued her own apology “to every person in the world for staying married to my loser husband and letting him knock me up again.” Spears later added, “I should have let Justin T knock me up. Now there’s a real man who happens to have a very cute penis.”
When asked to respond, Cameron Diaz said she had “no comment” about Spears’ remarks, but then stated, through her publicist, “I don’t have time to worry about that trashy bitch. I’m still trying to get Ben Stiller’s come out of my hair.”
Well, that story certainly took a twist I didn’t expect.
Comments
Just should count every blessing he got away from that white trash, SCARY woman. Anyone who would voluntarily choose to have babies with K-Fed obviously has a major screw loose.
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at July 19, 2006 09:05 AM
I tune into Dave Barry's blog for all of my britney updates. She's *so* important to me. I can't miss a minute of her trashy sh*t.
Posted by: Sidebar for the other half at July 21, 2006 03:16 PM
