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July 12, 2006
"You shouldn't treat your Son like that." "Oh, don't worry about him; he's a Retard!"
If you are the parents of a mentally retarded teenager and your family finds itself vacationing in Washington, D.C., may I suggest that you don’t dress your mentally retarded child in a CCCP t-shirt, especially if the rest of the family is decked out in USA t-shirts! If you’re going to treat him like that, you should have just aborted the poor kid when you had the chance. On the other hand, thank you for standing on the right side of the Metro escalators. That was greatly appreciated.
Comments
What's wrong with CCCP? I love CCCP and everyone else does as well. Try it here: http://www.cccp-project.net/
Posted by: Finished.Law.School at July 12, 2006 03:03 AM
I don't think his shirt represented the CCCP filter pack download, but rather the former Soviet Union in all its evil glory instead, especially since his family was sporting USA shirts. The Soviet Union shirts baffle me, and I've seen them everywhere lately. Why not start wearing Nazi olympic shirts? After all, Adolph and company fielded a pretty good team in 1936, and everyone likes a winner, right?!! I guess the Soviet Union's slaughtering of millions of people just doesn't trouble people as much as Germany's slaughtering of millions of people.
Posted by: Fool at July 12, 2006 09:20 AM
Of course Stalin's slaughtering of millions doesn't trouble people as much as Hitler's -- Hitler slaughtered millions in the name of The Race, and Stalin slaughtered substantially more millions, but in the name of The People, which, you see, makes *so* much more sense, and is, as anyone who isn't a bigot can see, clearly *much* more enlightened.
Posted by: jeh at July 12, 2006 10:00 AM
America has killed many more folks than Nazi Germany, Russia and Jesus combined. Of course most of our deaths were caused by tobacco and heart disease, but that doesn't make us any less eveeeeeel. We win.
Posted by: Jason C at July 12, 2006 01:24 PM
Is it OK to laugh a little bit at that?
Oh well.... I guess I was going to hell anyhow :)
Posted by: First Year at July 12, 2006 07:07 PM
Oh, gosh. That's pretty funny, that the family did that.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at July 12, 2006 10:42 PM
Funny? Definitely!
A demonstration of good parenthood? Not so much...
Posted by: Fool at July 12, 2006 10:52 PM
i admit, upon reading this post, i had no idea what cccp was (is this a good thing?). wikipedia tells me that cccp is the acronym for the Club Cycliste Cycle Pop, a Canadian bike club.
in that case, my god, what an awful family! segregating their child and making him wear a Canadian shirt and causing people to expect him to end his sentences with "eh"!
oh, but wikipedia also says that cccp could be synonymous with USSR. hmm. well in that case . . . i don't see what the problem is. do you hate commies now, too?
(i'm kidding, of course. there is absolutely nothing wrong with ending a sentence with "eh")
Posted by: LM at July 13, 2006 12:27 AM
I don't think the child was retarded at all, he was just a liberal. Wait... thats like saying I don't think that is a fruit at all, its just an orange.
Posted by: Jason C at July 14, 2006 03:17 PM
