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August 15, 2006
I wonder if Barry Manilow Wrote a Song about This
Sister Fool and I often find ourselves reminiscing about life at our elementary school.
Thinking Fool: Do you think there’s ever been a person who has gotten angrier than Mr. P used to get during Music class?
Sister Fool: (Laughing) Oh my God! He used to get furious!
Thinking Fool: Looking back, can you blame him? We were pretty bad.
Sister Fool: True. I just remember how huge his testicles were.
Thinking Fool: Yeah, that...what?
Apparently Mr. P's tight khaki pants showed off his kickball-sized balls. In the words of Johnny Carson, "I did not know that."
Comments
Do all guy teachers have penis issues? I seem to recall that my physics teacher always had small wet spots right on the front of his pants. In retrospect, I'm guessing he had a bladder control issue, perhaps? That, or he was just a gross and dirty man.
Posted by: Moi at August 17, 2006 11:03 PM
