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August 02, 2006
Mel Gibson: The Original Statement
Yesterday Mel Gibson released a statement apologizing for his actions during a recent DUI arrest. Due to amazing connections, ThinkingFool.com has managed to acquire Gibson's original statement, i.e. the words he wrote before his publicist started editing. Gibson's original comments appear in bolded type. It's really amazing to see how much editing his publicist had to do.
It’s really a shame to admit this, but since I’ve already pretty much let the cat out of the bag, I might as well make it crystal clear: without Jews the world would be a wonderful place. There I said it. There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark.
My father always told me that Jews do wicked things, and yet I’m supposed to apologize to the Jews and that Jew cop for embracing the truth. I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge.
Because I’m famous, I have banged a lot of women just by opening my mouth. Actually, now that I think about it, those women had their mouths open for longer periods of time than I did. Someone make sure to bring me a beer soon. [Don’t keep the beer line in the statement unless you think it makes me sound more human.] I am a public person, and when I say something, either articulated and thought out, or blurted out in a moment of insanity, my words carry weight in the public arena.
Using fame to get laid is amazing, but being famous really sucks when people get pissed off at you for saying stuff everyone believes. As a result, I must assume personal responsibility for my words and apologize directly to those who have been hurt and offended by those words.
Take the Catholic Church for example. It’s been a fucking mess ever since Vatican II. Before that, the Church’s ideals were much more admirable, particularly because the Church wasn’t remotely tolerant of the Jews. The tenets of what I profess to believe necessitate that I exercise charity and tolerance as a way of life.
Not to jump off on a tangent, but do you know that I honestly cry every time I see a Jew baby, knowing that he or she will grow up to be a no good, thieving Jew inspired by the Devil? Every human being is God’s child, and if I wish to honor my God I have to honor his children.
Seriously, that absolutely breaks my heart. But please know from my heart that I am not an anti-Semite.
But what can you really do about it? Not a damn thing. You can’t change the Jews, the Asians, or the Blacks. They’re going to do what they want to do. I am not a bigot.
And don’t even get me started on the Mexicans. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith.
Back to the point, I don’t need the stupid Jews to make any money. I’m not just asking for forgiveness.
For crying out loud, don’t they have enough gold bars stashed away in their closets without trying to ruin my career? What I wouldn’t give to be able to meet some of the richest Jews and steal their money just like they steal hard working people’s money every second of every minute of every hour of every day. I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Jewish community, with whom I can have a one on one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing.
I admit that driving drunk wasn’t the best thing I’ve ever done, but I didn’t crash my car, so I’ve demonstrated that I can drive drunk safely, so you people ought to just back off. I have begun an ongoing program of recovery and what I am now realizing is that I cannot do it alone.
I’ll tell you one thing. The best thing about being drunk is that you can say what you think without the normal worries of how people will interpret your words! I am in the process of understanding where those vicious words came from during that drunken display, and I am asking the Jewish community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery.
Actually, in my heart of hearts, I know I didn’t do a damn thing wrong over the weekend. Not one damn thing. It’d be different if I hurt someone. But think about it, would you rather drive next to a drunk Mel Gibson or a sober Asian woman, or God forbid, a Lexus-driving Jewish American Princess? Again, I am reaching out to the Jewish community for its help.
I bet the country embraces my comments just like they embraced Senator Bulworth. Hmm, that was a fucking movie character, wasn’t it? Crap, I can’t think of a better comparison. [Fix this line up, guys. Think of someone better than Bulworth.] I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable.
[Think of some Jew joke and insert it for me, guys. I’m tired and need a drink.] But I pray that that door is not forever closed.
To close, just remember something. I’m a blockbuster movie man, yet I’m supposed to believe that people are going to get upset because of a few insightful, cutting comments about the Jews? What a crock! This is not about a film.
The next thing you know, someone will tell me that people will get upset if I draw a portrait of some Christ-killing Jews. Nor is it about artistic license.
Well, guess what. I don’t give a damn. Let the Jews be angry. This is about real life and recognizing the consequences hurtful words can have.
Lord knows they start all the wars everywhere anyway. It[’]s about existing in harmony in a world that seems to have gone mad.
Comments
As a Jew I don't see what the big deal is. If I had a dollar for every friend that has gotten drunk and called me a "fucking jew" I would have enough money to buy a Paris Hilton finger-bang.
Of course, most of the time they weren't drunk, they were just angry that I used my "connections" to destroy their credit rating after they refused to repay the dollar I loaned them at 25.25% interest.
On another note, what the fuck is with Mel Gibson's "Sadaam Hussein" beard? It makes him look like a complete lunatic. Er... More of a complete lunatic.
Posted by: Jason C at August 2, 2006 05:33 AM
This is Jason C... I decided to change my screenname and remove my e-mail, lest in 20 years when I run for office I will be forced to explain my comments to idiots who don't understand sarcasm.
I imagine the press conference where I will have to explain that I was kidding when I said that I wanted to "finger-bang Paris Hilton." I will be forced to read off a long prepared apology to Paris, which, much like Mel Gibson's will be totally disingenuous.
Posted by: over_educated at August 2, 2006 07:34 AM
"I bet the country embraces my comments just like they embraced David Duke. I mean he is an honest Nazi guy, right?"
Very funny and probably kinda true.
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at August 2, 2006 10:02 AM
Yeah, I'm kind of baffled by the whole thing too. I mean, obviously it's not ok to make anti-Semitic statements. But setting that aside, if this were a "first time offense" would people really be quite as upset? Or are people just taking his drunken ramblings to a new extreme, as "revenge" for The Passion? To be clear - I think his original statements were obviously offensive, and in no way appropriate, and I don't mean to justify them in any way what-so-ever. But people hardly get so upset every time a celebrity says something stupid... so what explains the reaction this time?
Oh, and the beard - I'm not okay with that either.
Posted by: Philosofer at August 2, 2006 10:15 AM
I think the beard, more than the comments is really what does it for me. It just makes him look like he just crawled out of a Spider-hole. It gives him that "Welcome to crazy, I just got back" look that is all the rage among militant fanatics and anti-semites everywhere.
Posted by: over_educated at August 2, 2006 10:44 AM
This is Classic Fool. Great stuff. And I'm delighted that Mel has managed to draw more attention to what a complete ass he is. Hooray for wacky religious beliefs!
Posted by: jeh at August 2, 2006 11:29 AM
I know that people don't get upset whenever celebrities say something stupid, but I do think they get upset whenever they say something really racist.
Posted by: b'enson at August 2, 2006 08:47 PM
i am just sad this means i cant enjoy braveheart anymore.
Posted by: jew-boy at August 3, 2006 05:09 PM
You actually enjoyed BRAVEHEART to begin with?
Posted by: SER at August 3, 2006 08:10 PM
Ok, let's say they do get upset whenever someone makes a racist comment. Does that usually translate into blacklisting the person entirely? Does that usually translate into saying there is no way the person can ever make up for the comment and shouldn't work again? I mean, yeah, it was wrong, period. Gibson should never have said what he did, drunk or not. More importantly, he should never have thought what he said. We all know that. But my question is, what's the appropriate reaction? I guess it just seems to me like people are blowing this whole thing out of proportion.
In a totally different vein, I wonder if there is any interconnectedness between the specific comments Gibson made (i.e. the war bit) and the whole situation in Lebanon. If not for that, would he have made a different racist comment?
Posted by: Philosofer at August 4, 2006 12:30 AM
ok, obviously philosofer is a catholic.
What is the appropriate action for a priest who fondles? let's not blow it out of proportion, put him in another parrish, what are the odds it happens again.
some large religious group helps the nazis? cmon, it was the in thing to do.
Blame the Jews for everything? what's wrong with that, it is their fault. I blame Shamah.
I really hope Gibson is Catholic so this makes more sense. If not it just makes me look spiteful.
To answer the final questino of Philo, NO, GIBSON IS AN ANTI-SEMITE. He hates Jews, he blames Jews for the things that go wrong in the world and thinks they control the money supply and Hollywood. Even when the Jews were not attacking terrorists in a small bordering country they were still blamed for the ills of whatever the bothersome crap was for that time period. Jews made me make Payback. Jews shot Lincoln. Jews ate Lindbergh's baby. Jews made the Schnaps that got me drunk.
For one, I wish the Jewish conspiracy was real. The Elders of Zion are the only ones who could get me a job.
Posted by: pretty at August 4, 2006 12:57 PM
Well we did kill Lincoln. He was on the verge of discovering our spacecrafts.
Posted by: over_educated at August 4, 2006 01:51 PM
Learn to read man. I didn't ask if it was the Lebanon thing that led to his comments - I asked if it led to the SPECIFIC comments. "If not for that, would he have made a different racist comment?" - I completely acknowledge the root of his comment - his racism. I'm just wondering if he would have said something different (but still racist) if the timing had been otherwise.
Secondly, what the heck does my religion have to do with anything? I think entirely blacklisting someone, and completely refusing to ever work with them again, is a little over-stepping when it comes to the appropriate reaction. Yes, Gibson obviously has some serious issues, and those need to be addressed. But not working with him won't make him tolerant - if anything it'll have the opposite effect. Your whole analogy to the priests was absurd. And I'm assuming you're smart enough to figure out the differences, but maybe I shouldn't give you that much credit.
Anyways, the ultimate point here is that Gibson said some awful things. Even worse - he apparently said those awful things because there's a deep-seated bigotry inside him. That needs to be dealt with. Trying to take away the man's livelihood isn't going to deal with the problem. I'm not saying people shouldn't be mad at Gibson - they should. I'm not saying people should condone Gibson - they shouldn't. I'm just saying they should try to help him correct the problem, instead of exacerbating the situation.
Posted by: Philosofer at August 4, 2006 04:04 PM
It's nice to sit back and just watch you people go at it (especially since I had a less than fun week). Of course, it'd be a lot nicer if "you people" were some Victoria's Secret supermodels and "at it" referred to something else, but this will do for now. Cheers!
Posted by: Fool at August 4, 2006 08:34 PM
YOU CAN TAKE MEL'S LIFE...BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY HIS FREEDOM TO SAY STUPID SHIT.
If Mel really wants to work out his problems with the Jewish people I too volunteer to be one of the people that will rid him of the disease that is anti-semitism. We can talk torah and midrash and other jewey shit. But my only condition is that we do it over a bottle of scotch.
Oh, I would feel really bad making fun of him for being an alcoholic...if he didn't have a deep irrational disdain for my people that he is only trying to publicly distance himself from because it might prevent his great grandkids neighbors from being trust fund babies. oh and this is me weeping if the multimillionaire mel gibson loses a job or two over his statements.
On a more serious note, people jumping on Mel's comments is not "revenge" for the passion of christ. i think a more logical approach is that mel's comments justify a previous belief that the passion of christ did portray jews in a negative light, and some motivation for that portrayal may have been the aforementioned irrational disdain for my people.
Finally, am I the only one that thinks this whole mess is really a karma-induced payback for Mel's willingness to produce the crap that is "Paparazzi"??
And sorry to jump into the fray a little late here...but you know what i always say: better late than pregnant.
Posted by: jew-boy at August 9, 2006 02:11 AM


