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October 31, 2006
Remind Me Never to Lend Her My Keys
Last night, I found myself parking my car in my apartment building’s parking garage at the same time that a fellow resident was parking her car. Despite parental warnings, I usually choose to talk to strangers, even in that incredibly awkward place more commonly known as the elevator.
Thinking Fool: How was your day?
Random Resident: It was great, thank you.
Thinking Fool: That’s good to hear.
Random Resident: Yeah, I’m just really tired. I went to a Halloween party tonight and can’t remember ever consuming that much alcohol in my life.
Thinking Fool: (Thinking) Maybe they don't have DUI laws in Virginia. Please don’t breed. Please don’t breed. Please don’t breed. I wonder if she knows the female resident who was doing yoga naked in front of her television the other night. Now there's someone who should breed and breed often. Why does this place shut down its business center at 9 p.m.? This elevator really needs a makeover. It looks like a used, five-year-old Mr. Potato head doll because of all the missing parts. I can't believe I deleted Studio 60 from my TIVO season pass. But, why should I get invested in a show that is going to get canceled before Texas executes another inmate. Hmm, all that talk on my blog about last meals has made me hungry. Have a wonderful rest of the night. You might consider calling a cab next time, you moron.
Have a happy and safe Halloween and stay away from psychiatrists named Loomis.
Comments
LOL! I do that too, think about what I need to be doing when someone is boring me to tears ;-)
Happy Halloween!
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at October 31, 2006 10:39 AM
what was the fool for halloween?
Is being the one male care bear among 5 female carebears gay?
Posted by: pretty at October 31, 2006 10:31 PM
"Is being the one male care bear among 5 female carebears gay?"
Sounds pretty smart to me. Drunk carebear orgy!
(On a related note, there did seem to be an overwhelming presence of carebears around this year. Is there a movie coming out soon I'm unaware of?)
Posted by: Meg at November 1, 2006 01:17 PM
