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November 28, 2006

Once Upon a Time there was a Prince and a Virgin...

Note to Sadie: Anybody who has watched The Bachelor with even a passing interest this season knows that you are saving yourself for marriage. That is a fine goal. However, there was no need to remind us of your virginal status forty-seven times during last night's two-hour season finale. With that stated, it would be nice to know if you are saving your mouth for marriage as well. Please respond at your earliest convenience and let us know.

Posted by fool on November 28, 2006 12:00 AM

Comments

HAHAHAHAA - my guess is she is NOT saving her mouth for marriage...I mean, she has to give up SOMETHING, right?? Lorenzo should have picked her anyway, virgin or no - Jen is trash!!

Posted by: lawnut at November 29, 2006 09:36 AM

Ugh. I don;t want the bachelor with ANY amount of regularity but I imagine if she's saving herself for marriage using her mouth is the only way she accomplished it.

I hate when people need to repeatedly state their quirky convictions over and over.

Posted by: First Year at November 29, 2006 10:20 AM

They had an article on Slate a few months ago that discussed some recent studies that show an@l and or@l $ex (sorry for the code, but fools profanity filter is set to "overboard") is on the increase among teens. There seems to be a correlation between the desire to "save yourself" for marriage and these activities. Which goes to prove: When pushed, people will find a way to get off.

I wish people would get over this ridiculousness. Chastity worked when the average age of matrimony was 15. Now days not so much.

The grand irony is all this $exual religiosity has done is turn evangelical kids into sodomites. Your sweet daughter is a virgin because she is taking it up the ***.

Posted by: over_educated at November 29, 2006 01:27 PM

You are nasty. ;-)

Posted by: Tarnetta at November 29, 2006 06:37 PM

Abstinence works every time it's tried.

I think it's unfortunate that people want to attack this woman for having enough self-esteem and morality to stand up for herself. Good for her.

I thought she was weird looking anyway but hated Jen. My choice was the girl who sounded SO Minnesotan.

Posted by: Oregon Tillamook at December 1, 2006 07:01 PM

She did kinda beat that dead horse to further death...

Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at December 3, 2006 08:01 PM