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November 15, 2006
You Never Know, Someone Might Want It!
It’s rare for a day to go by at work without someone sending a company-wide email informing the rest of us that a lost item was discovered in one of the women’s bathrooms. Since Monday came and went without such an email, yesterday, I thought about sending my own.
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From: Thinking Fool
To: Everyone
Subject: Lost and Found
Date: November 14, 2006
Dear All,
I found an errant pubic hair on the front edge of one of the urinals in the men’s bathroom on the 7th floor. If you are missing one (or know the person who is), please come to my office. If you can identify the hair, I'll give it back to you. (Just an FYI, I don't think it belongs to an Asian.)
Yours truly,
Thinking Fool
P.S. – If I don’t see you before the end of next week, have a lovely Thanksgiving.
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To send or not to send, that is the question.
Comments
Euwwww!!! And yet I can't stop laughing.
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!
Posted by: teahouseblossom at November 15, 2006 01:18 AM
Is Asian pubic hair really any different then normal people's pubic hair? Is it slantier or something?
Posted by: pretty at November 15, 2006 02:39 AM
You are a fascinating man.
Posted by: Meg at November 15, 2006 09:04 AM
Along the same lines, when people "forget" to flush, are they planning to come back to retrieve the items or simply can't say goodbye?
Posted by: MsPinkSlip at November 15, 2006 01:42 PM
THB, Your laughter is my joy! :)
pretty, No comment. (That doesn't mean I didn't LOVE your comment.)
Meg, Fascinating like Jeffrey Dahmer or fascinating like Thomas Edison?
MsPinkSlip, For me, it's always a matter of not wanting to say goodbye. Empty bowel syndrome!
Posted by: Fool at November 16, 2006 12:15 AM
Fascinating like Thomas Edison.
And Yakov Smirnov.
Posted by: Meg at November 16, 2006 06:20 PM
