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February 05, 2007

Monday already?

Comcast, I am aware that the government is raising some stupid tax on digital phone services. Your first mailed notice made me aware of this. Your second letter reinforced the point. The fourth one is just making me want to switch providers. Please stop it.

Coworker #4 got promoted recently. She deserved the promotion about as much as Kim Jong Il deserves a humanitarian award. (Please note that this is an objective statement and that I was not competing against her for such promotion and that I would not have accepted the job she was promoted to even if a group of Pakastani warlords told me that if I didn't take the job, they were going to make a video starring me.)

If you've seen the commercials for Hercules Hooks on tv and thought, "There's no way those work," I respectfully disagree! They work like a charm. At least, the two that are supporting a very heavy mirror that is currently directly above my head are working quite well. (If I randomly stop blogging one day and it's because I've perished after the mirror above my sofa falls on me, I retract my endorsement of Hercules Hooks.) Of course, the hole they make in the wall is larger than the commercial lets on, but it's still about the size of a nail. Not bad if you ask me. I can't believe I finally found an "AS SEEN ON TV" product that works!

I love when the Super Bowl arrives each year. It means football is finally finished and we can move on to more pressing things, like baseball and warmer weather. The predicted high for this wonderful Monday is 23 degrees. It's also supposed to be windy. In the words of a former babysitter, "AH, THAT'S HORSESHIT!!!"

Posted by fool on February 5, 2007 01:07 AM

Comments

I heard the Ginsu knife, the Topsy Tail and that stupid chicken rotisserie oven thing all work pretty well, too.

Posted by: teahouseblossom at February 5, 2007 10:04 PM

Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad, and sometimes I think, ah, who cares? And sometimes I think, hey, what's for supper?

Posted by: CM at February 5, 2007 11:55 PM

My favorite As Seen On TV product that actually works is the Nicer Dicer. I absolutely ADORE that thing; it saves me so much time when it comes to chopping stuff and just general food prep.

Posted by: My So-Called Law School at February 6, 2007 01:18 AM

Pakastani warlords. That some interesting imagery!

Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at February 6, 2007 09:06 AM

yes but .... snowwwwwwwwww! :D

Posted by: LM at February 6, 2007 09:41 PM

THe Magic Bullet rocks.

Posted by: fermanator at February 7, 2007 11:43 AM

hi there,
I'm finally caught up with blogging.
you are a genius.

Posted by: CM at February 27, 2007 09:09 AM