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February 07, 2007
Somebody Thought this was a Good Idea
Have you seen the preview for Ghost Rider? You know, the movie where Nicolas Cage turns into some sort of ghost who appears to be perpetually on fire while riding a motorcycle. If you have seen the trailer and actually plan on seeing this film, please clue me in regarding your thinking process. If nothing else, your mind has to be absolutely fascinating (in the same way that Jeffrey Dahmer's mind was fascinating!) I don't recall ever seeing a preview that makes a film look worse than this one. What am I missing here?
Comments
I can tell you what you're not missing, Fool: your foreskin. Jew-hater.
Posted by: JewishDan at February 7, 2007 10:11 AM
You are missing 90% of the plot, I hope the readers do not take this synopsis to explain the entire preview to the film.
Posted by: pretty at February 8, 2007 01:55 PM
Nicholas Cage has been good in two movies ever: "Adaptation" and "Raising Arizona." This will be as bad as Con-Air. It'll probably do really well, though. Last week "Epic movie" was at the same time the top grossing movie in America AND on IMDB's bottom 100 movies of all time. People are so discerning.
Posted by: Trevor at February 12, 2007 09:33 AM
I'd add "It Could Happen to You" to your list, Trevor. Aside from that, very solid analysis! Thanks for dropping by.
Posted by: Fool at February 12, 2007 10:49 PM
