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April 25, 2007
Fantasia Barrino is an Idiot
In the April 30, 2007 edition of Newsweek, we’re treated to “Five Things [We] Don’t Know about Fantasia.” I’m sure Fantasia is a lovely person, and she’s obviously a superb singer, but the Newsweek blurb about her ought to be renamed, “Top Three Reasons Fantasia is an Idiot.”
#3... “I have my favorite [American Idol]. But I don’t know his name. He’s a white guy, and he’s really cute.”
Alright, so she’s not good at names. Perhaps she’s just better with faces. That's understandable, right?
#2... “I just bought a red Mercedes. I thought about bringing it to New York, but I worried I’d mess up my tires.”
Umm, I’m having difficulty explaining this one. Perhaps she’d have to drive near a lot of construction sites and fears running over stray nails?!?
#1... “You couldn’t tell [I have braces]? A lot of people can’t see them. I’m supposed to get them off, but I miss my appointments because I forget. I’m getting an assistant soon.”
Okay, she's officially an idiot.
Comments
ok, this is an easy one, black women arent like the rest of us. it isnt they are stupider then us, just blacker womener then us.
Posted by: pretty at April 25, 2007 01:14 AM
She's so dumb!! Arrghghghghg!!!
(stabs self in head)
Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 25, 2007 01:38 AM
Uhh... Fool, I think you'd have crossed to this side a long time ago if you had caught Fantasia Barrino's Lifetime movie. It was called "Life is Not a Fairy Tale" or some crap like that. She played herself... badly.
Yeah, that's right. She did a bleeping LIFETIME movie. *shudder*
Posted by: Faith at April 25, 2007 10:47 AM
Actually, some of the raunchiest things I've seen on TV are Lifetime movies with plots such as (all true):
1. 15 year old girl joins modeling agency and makes wads of cash selling pictures on the interweb. It turns out the agency is a front for a child prostitution ring!
2. 15 year old girl is seduced by young, attractive stepfather.
3. 15 year old girls is seduced by perverted teacher.
4. Guy is seduced by 15 year old babysitter.
Of course there is always a tragic ending, but the middle is usually some pretty unrepentant sleaze.
Posted by: over_educated at April 25, 2007 12:21 PM
over_educated, does lifetime show the 15 yr old boobies?
Posted by: pretty at April 25, 2007 02:24 PM
