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May 07, 2007
The Belly Doesn't Appreciate False Advertising
Have you tried Wendy’s “4-Alarm Spicy Chicken Sandwich?” Well, I have, and you know what I think? BULLSHIT! That’s what! If that sandwich is “4-Alarm” spicy, then my urine smells like a rose garden after I eat asparagus (and generally at any other random time too for that matter).
Comments
Hmm... that presents an interesting visual.
Thanks for messing with my senses. I'll never look at asparagus the same again.
And I LOVE asparagus. Bastard.
Posted by: Faith at May 7, 2007 02:51 AM
Hokay... WAY TMI!!!
That was a visual I could have done without ;-)
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at May 7, 2007 07:40 PM
I too am annoyed by restaurants that advertise "hot and spicy" food when in actuality, it isn't. (This is a man who once won a T-shirt at Virginia Tech for eating a bucket of "nuclear" wings at a local bar. I couldn't defecate for days).
I honestly think it is a marketing ploy to make wimps feel like they are bold and adventuruous with their eating their crappy food.
Posted by: over_educated at May 8, 2007 07:50 AM
At least there are now two people who have shared TMI as a result of this post!
Posted by: Fool at May 8, 2007 08:59 AM
ALOL!
Yowza.
Posted by: Faith at May 9, 2007 03:45 AM
