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June 06, 2007
Conversations/Thoughts at Work
My agency is divided into ten major sections, which basically means there are ten major bosses roaming around. The other day one of the major bosses saw me in the hallway.
Not My Boss, But a Major Boss: Fool, it doesn't look like you've shaved this week.
Thinking Fool: That's because I haven't.
Not My Boss, But a Major Boss: Why not?
Thinking Fool:Why don't you mind your own fucking business. I didn't ask you whether you fucked your husband before the two of you got married last year. I haven't asked you whether you and the other bosses at this place have rolled around on the conference table downstairs. I haven't asked you about your shaving habits.I just haven't felt like it.Do you shave every single day?
Comments
you should let your beard grow out. If he bothers you again you can show him where you have been shaving.
Posted by: pretty at June 6, 2007 02:38 PM
Please start saying these things aloud. Please.
Posted by: Law-Rah at June 7, 2007 08:01 AM
She probably waxes so is all self righteous and stuff.
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at June 7, 2007 08:39 AM
Hahahaha. Life would more entertaining if we all said those things that we thought to ourselves.
Case in point: My "supervisor" was giving me shit about my classmates being slackers in comparison to previous classed. Instead of saying "Fuck you" like I wanted, I made a joke about flying by the seat of your pants.
I still maintain I should have said "Fuck you."
Posted by: Faith at June 7, 2007 06:21 PM
