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June 26, 2007
Supreme Court Justices: The Bad Photo Takers
Supreme Court justices have never proven masters at posing for group photos. To the contrary, there are always at least a few justices who look at anything but the camera. The current crop is no different.
Ever wonder what they’re thinking about? Here are my best guesses.
Kennedy: “I really, really like being the most powerful judge in America.”
Stevens: “At my age, I’m glad I can still appreciate a rack like that!”
Roberts: “I'm going to look over here because I have a feeling that's what John Marshall would do.”
Scalia: “WOW! Thank God she doesn’t clerk for Clarence!”
Souter: “I wonder if a vagina really feels as good as everyone says.”
Breyer: “Clarence is such a sick fuck.”
Thomas: “Ha, ha, Stephen. You can try to deny it all you want, but I know I've got you wondering whether Roberts has a bigger cock than Rehnquist, don't I?”
Ginsburg: “I'd convert to Christianity if it'd bring Sandra back.”
Alito: “For crying out loud, woman or not, if Ruth pinches me one more time, I’m going to smack her. It's bad enough that Souter keeps telling me that he likes that I'm standing behind him. What the hell's wrong with these people?”
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Comments
Thinking Fool, you are my hero.
My favorite was your Ginsburg comment. She was the Queen. Everyday I cry that she's retired. Why did she pull a Greta Garbo on us like that?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 26, 2007 05:04 PM
There's a chance I may be at a small function honoring Justice Souter in the near future. And now, I will be unable to keep a straight face while looking at him because I will be wondering whether he's ever gotten laid. Thanks Fool!
Posted by: Harmless Error at June 26, 2007 09:25 PM
Wait? There's a fag in the Supreme Court? When did this happen? I guess we are everywhere. :-)
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at June 26, 2007 11:11 PM
It looks like Kennedy has his hands resting on a big willy
Posted by: leaf at June 27, 2007 06:38 PM
Actually, Scalia looks like he's taking a dump!
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at June 29, 2007 12:03 AM
Impossible to disagree with Leaf or Ming.
Posted by: Fool at June 29, 2007 12:10 AM
This. Post. Is. AWESOME.
Posted by: angela at June 29, 2007 04:13 AM
Oh, lordy.
You are a God, TF. A GOD.
Best. Laugh. Ever!
Posted by: Faith at July 4, 2007 06:39 AM
I was just thinking how easy you could see the five year olds in all of them and that this pic would be a good inspiration for an episode of Lil' Bush.
Posted by: Lily Graypure at July 5, 2007 11:54 PM
