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July 17, 2007
From the Things I wish I would have Said File...
Picture it, RFK Stadium (home of the Washington Nationals), a random men’s bathroom...
I’m doing my thing at one of the urinals and notice the man standing to my right checking out my manhood. (God blessed me with incredibly good peripheral vision.)
The man continues to check me out for at least a few seconds.
Thinking Fool: Well, if you’re going to just stand there and stare, don’t you think you ought to have at least some common courtesy and offer to suck it?
I was scared he might have said yes.
Comments
"Scared" or "Curious" TF? ;-)
Posted by: over_educated at July 17, 2007 08:30 AM
I wonder what kind of reaction you'd get if you called someone out on that! "Umm, sorry?" "Umm, sure thing, sweetheart!" "How the hell did you know where I was looking?"
Posted by: Fool at July 17, 2007 08:40 AM
He probably would have ;-)
I'm guessing he was impressed or he wouldn't have kept looking. LOL.
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at July 17, 2007 08:57 AM
Now why would *that* have been your first thought ;)
I would have asked him if he wanted to shake it off.
But then again, I am a lady....
Posted by: First Year at July 17, 2007 11:50 AM
You are such a girl, why didnt you just ask if he would rather feel it inside of him then anally violate him until his blood is dripping on your feet? such a woman.
Second, why the hell are you at a nationals game?
Posted by: pretty at July 17, 2007 12:49 PM
*SNORT*
Nice! I just made this strange snorting sound in a library full of humorless law grads. And now I've got Pepsi all over my computer screen and my shirt.
...I guess it's better than semen. :)
I never would have pegged you for a guy who would pull a George Michael in a stadium bathroom. I feel so betrayed. ;)
Posted by: Faith at July 17, 2007 09:23 PM
hahahhahahaha
Posted by: mm at July 18, 2007 11:38 AM
That would have been a good way to clear out the men's room.
And when I was reading this, and I got to the part about God blessed you with incredibly... I wasn't expecting to read "peripheral vision" at the end of that sentence.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at July 19, 2007 05:48 PM
LMFAO. Gotta agree with teahouseblossom ... I wasn't expecting the sentence to end that way either.
Posted by: angela at July 20, 2007 01:53 AM
