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July 03, 2007
I Really Like My New Doctor. I Just Wish He Liked Me.
Last week, I decided it was time to get an annual physical, especially considering that I haven’t had one in about five years. Much to my dismay, the doctor didn’t touch my testicles. In fact, he didn't even come close to grazing them. Is there an appropriate way to let him know he hurt my feelings? This reminds me of high school all over again.
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Really?!?! Every time I go for my annual physical, I get touched inside and out, all around and more. But seriously, I think it's important to get a full physical.
A friend of mine had testicular cancer last summer and his doctors never did a testicular exam before. If they had, they would have found the cancer long ago.
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at July 3, 2007 04:32 PM
Wow..no doctor has tried to touch your balls? I'm sorry to hear that, TF. I can see why a man might feel slighted.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at July 3, 2007 10:58 PM
LOL. Leave it to you, Fool. Upset because you've been passed over for molestation once again.
Your doctor wouldn't by chance be Catholic, would he? *snicker*
Posted by: Faith at July 4, 2007 06:45 AM
LOL @ Faith!
Poor you, now that's just a crying shame. It's practically Un-American! He's a Communist, arrest him!
Ooops, lost my head there for a sec. Happy 4th dear.
Posted by: LisaB at July 4, 2007 08:32 AM
did you offer to touch his? dont you think you are being a little unrealistic and selfish?
Posted by: pretty at July 4, 2007 09:16 PM
Ming, I agree - I don't know why some docs think not checking you out down there is okay.
Teahouse, Your support is, as always, very appreciated.
Faith, Good to see your name!
LisaB, Perhaps if he is a communist, that's why he provided sub-standard treatment. Michael Moore should investigate HIM!
Pretty, as usual, you raise an excellent point.
Posted by: Fool at July 4, 2007 09:37 PM
