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July 16, 2007
Monday Musings
Over the weekend, Jim Gilmore ended his bid to win the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. In equally important news, I urinated and pooped yesterday.
Somehow I missed this last week, but it appears that Charlie Sheen is engaged. I realize this isn’t a perfect comparison by any stretch, but isn’t that kind of like a woman deciding she wants to marry O.J. Simpson? Sheen’s fiancee is beautiful too, so it’s not like she’s one of these loser women who has to seek out a relationship with a death row inmate because she can’t do any better. Some things I just don't get! In any event, here’s to hoping they’ll be happy. More importantly, here’s to hoping they do not breed.
Am I the only one who was shocked that Lady Bird Johnson was still alive prior to her death last week? Turns out LBJ proposed to her on their first date. She said no to marriage that night. It’s unclear whether she said no to everything else that evening.
Finally, if you think there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.
Comments
a) You should run for president. I'd vote for you.
b) You know somewhere Emilio is cursing the fact that his shithole brother gets more media attention for marrying some random chick than he gets for writing, directing, producing, and acting an entire movie. (Did you like Bobby?)
c) Lady Bird might be the worst name ever.
d) Finally, you speak the truth, man. I may have to quote you.
Posted by: Harmless Error at July 16, 2007 08:46 PM
Egads..some other fool woman is marrying Charlie Sheen???
Sigh. Women are so stupid.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at July 16, 2007 10:10 PM
a) I'll be eligible in 2016. :)
b) I thought Bobby blew (but still have to give Emilio props).
c) Agreed
d) I learned that quote from watching Tom Snyder! Now there's a man we need back on television!
Posted by: Fool at July 16, 2007 10:11 PM
1. I guess Jim Gilmore is just another flush down the toilet of American politics. Anyone remember that young BOY who ran against Hilary for the NY Senate seat after the ALL Pervuyer of Good Tastes withdrew from the race due to prostate cancer or women trouble?
2. Well, at least Charlie Sheen has money. F**K, I would marry him if he gave me a mil.
3. Could you believe it? Lady Bird Johnson's death was BIG news in Singapore. The announcement of her death was crawled below the local 24-hour news channel for days.
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at July 17, 2007 12:02 AM
