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July 09, 2007
Well, She'll have a Very Interesting "Truth" if She Ever Plays "Two Truths and a Lie."
In case you missed it, last week, a Florida girl was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, speeding, reckless endangerment, and leaving the scene of an accident after she allegedly drove drunk for miles along a highway at speeds up to 100 mph.
The girl is 11 years old, and no, that's not a typo.
Two observations.
First, this young lady must have fabulous parents. I realize parents can’t completely keep kids from getting in trouble no matter how awesome they are. However, if you’ve raised an 11-year-old kid who drives drunk at 100 mph, I think it’s pretty safe to say you’ve failed as a parent.
Second, the odds of this girl getting through her freshman year of high school without giving birth to a child have got to be even lower than the odds of my not taking a dump at work this week, yes?
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Sigh, what is the world coming to?
Oh, and for a story about taking a dump at work, check out my post of tomorrow morning. It's all ready to go, I just have to hit "publish."
Posted by: teahouseblossom at July 9, 2007 11:54 PM
Was she hot?
Posted by: Wiseazzz at July 10, 2007 01:55 PM
I think I saw your number: http://www.deborahjeanepalfrey.com/Jeane10c.html
Posted by: pretty at July 10, 2007 03:39 PM
When I was 11, I could fly a plane hammered. That girl needs to learn how to handle her shit.
Posted by: mm at July 11, 2007 11:15 AM
Wiseazzz and Pretty, If reincarnation exists, you're both coming back as moths.
THB and MM, You're both okay. ;)
Posted by: Fool at July 12, 2007 12:08 AM
Did you watch Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood? The girl was President of the Florida Paris Hilton's Fan Club. Unfortunately, due to the unpleasant attention from the press after this incident, the girl was asked to resign from her position. Paris Hilton was not too happy about the press coverage.
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at July 17, 2007 12:07 AM
Ming, You have to be making that up!
Posted by: Fool at July 17, 2007 12:27 AM
Interesting mind that you have. Your parents must be fascinating. Good day.
Posted by: bb at August 9, 2007 12:10 PM
