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August 30, 2007

He Just Doesn't Seem to have that Fatherly Instinct...

Every few months, I have the luxury of catching up with the Cigarette Peddler.

Thinking Fool: So where are you living these days?
Cigarette Peddler: I actually bought a house about a year ago. It’s a pretty nice place too. Problem is there are so many kids in my neighborhood, and I want to kill every single one of them.

Guess he shouldn’t open up a daycare. Frankly, I think it’s appropriate to add him to the list of people who should never procreate.

Posted by fool on August 30, 2007 05:41 PM

Comments

any way you can talk my wife into putting me on the list as well?

Posted by: pretty at August 30, 2007 09:04 PM

Ditto here on one who shouldn't procreate!

Had dinner last Friday with a friend. As soon as we were seated at the restaurant, we realized there were five screaming toddlers at three different tables around us.

My friend looked at me; I looked at her. We both got up and left.

Posted by: Ming the Merciless at September 3, 2007 01:41 AM

Hhmm..could he sell cigarettes to them?

Posted by: teahouseblossom at September 6, 2007 09:49 PM